1. A friend of a guy I work with said that his aunt's sister-in-law's cousin's neighbor was hurt by a chiropractor.
2. Telling people my limp is an old football injury makes me an instant hit at parties.
3. I like my right shoulder higher than my left. It makes it easier to carry my purse.
4. I'm getting used to the strange tingling feeling in my fingers... they're almost numb now.
5. Having headaches four times a week actually helps me forget about work.
6. I get a lot of sympathy from my coworkers when I complain about the constant pain in my neck.
7. So what if I haven't been able to feel my toes for two years, they will eventually get better. Right?
8. So what if I can't turn my head to see? I haven't hit anything serious while backing up. Yet.
9. Surgery makes more sense to me. The doctor would never cut anything out of me that I really need.
10.Chiropractors can't be real doctors; they get people well without prescribing any drugs!